Drunk Dial
"You have 1 new message. Sunday, 3:35 a.m."
Whitney: Hi Monte. John and I are concerned that you're asleep right now and grinding your teeth and keeping Keenan awake and Keenan doesn't like that. {giggling, and John yelling in the background} How's his teeth go, John? Wreeeeeee wreeeeee...hahahah. We’re walkin’ from Yogis and getting a pizzas at Austin Riley’s and...{honking} John just got in a fight with some people in a car and that can't be good and...oh, here’s John.....
John: Mow-now!!! {singing/screaming to the tune of Coldplay's "Swallowed in the Sea"} You brought me on the liiiine and flung me out to dryyyyy that’s why I’m the dude bout-ta-get-some fuggin' food...and I could eat some piiiiiiiiiitzz...and you can eat my meeeeeat and that’s why I belooooong with Austin Riley’s food…that’s right I’mthaduuuude. Alrightbraughtha...I love you, Mownow.
Whitney: Hi Monte. John and I are concerned that you're asleep right now and grinding your teeth and keeping Keenan awake and Keenan doesn't like that. {giggling, and John yelling in the background} How's his teeth go, John? Wreeeeeee wreeeeee...hahahah. We’re walkin’ from Yogis and getting a pizzas at Austin Riley’s and...{honking} John just got in a fight with some people in a car and that can't be good and...oh, here’s John.....
John: Mow-now!!! {singing/screaming to the tune of Coldplay's "Swallowed in the Sea"} You brought me on the liiiine and flung me out to dryyyyy that’s why I’m the dude bout-ta-get-some fuggin' food...and I could eat some piiiiiiiiiitzz...and you can eat my meeeeeat and that’s why I belooooong with Austin Riley’s food…that’s right I’mthaduuuude. Alrightbraughtha...I love you, Mownow.
posted by Keenan at
4:56 PM
Party on, Whit. Party on, John.
That's my boy!!