WWWTP

Welcome to my next installment of "What’s Wrong With These People?" I ask myself this question on a daily basis in various situations such as: while driving, when walking in any theme park or carnival, while watching reality television, and sometimes during IU Basketball games- to name a few. Today I ask this question in reference to several parents of our clients. Their poor children will not only have trouble spelling and pronouncing their own names, but will never learn correct use of punctuation because their names do not follow rules of grammar:

• Tyree’yonia
• Anje’yolie (Angelina Jolie?)
• G’den
• RJ’Jenneah
• MyQuasj’ia

And these are just amusing:

• Tequilah, Margharita, Ti’Uanna (ole!)
• Maybelline, L’oreal, Chanel
  
• Charizzma
  

Why not just name the kid "Kique-my'ass?" Again, these are actual names. You think I could make these up?

And for a special bonus to this edition of "WWWTP?", I would also like to present to you: PopoZao. “Popo-what?” You ask? Po-Po-ZOW. If you haven’t already heard, it is the latest song from K-Fed—he says the word is Brazilian for "luscious ass" or something.** This video clip of him jamming to his own song is by far the most cringe-inducing and horrific thing I have witnessed since Billy Ray Cyrus performed at the Grammys in '93. So many emotions...fear, anger, confusion, embarrassment, delight, pain. Turn up your sound and click here to see the clip. Enjoy...
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**However, according to this guy, in Mandarin Chinese “po po” means “mother-in-law,” and “zao” means “in a mess.” Hilarious.