A Few Tips
It is not OK to...
... attempt to flirt with me while I’m driving.
... expect me to be excited or bubbly at 7:00 on a Monday morning.
... puke up hairball on my dining room rug.
... judge me if I make grammatical errors.
... cut in front of the restroom line; we all have to go just as bad as you.
... walk by me and say “smile, honey!” when you do not know me.
... wear your wireless headset around all day.
I'm just sayin'.
... attempt to flirt with me while I’m driving.
... expect me to be excited or bubbly at 7:00 on a Monday morning.
... puke up hairball on my dining room rug.
... judge me if I make grammatical errors.
... cut in front of the restroom line; we all have to go just as bad as you.
... walk by me and say “smile, honey!” when you do not know me.
... wear your wireless headset around all day.
I'm just sayin'.
posted by Keenan at
6:38 AM
Thanks for the virtual ((hug))! This is me hugging you back! Okay, are we offically the biggest nerds on the net now? :) Well, even if we are, I like it! :) I totally don't get those people with the cell phone pieces in their ear ALLL day either. Crazy mofos.