Maybe if I had an IV drip.

Maybe that would help this caffeine do its one and only job faster. Maybe then I would be motivated to do something other than read celebrity gossip, check the weather, and blog about nothing at all. I am on my second 16-ounce mug of extra dark roasted goodness, and nothing is happening. Just fog. It doesn’t help that I woke up at 7:30 this morning and I am supposed to be at work at 7:30. I didn’t even brush my hair. I do have matching shoes on, so that’s good. Last year, I vowed that I would never again look down at lunch and see one brown and one black boot. Why isn’t the caffeine working? It must be the cold weather. My body always takes a while to adjust when the weather changes. The past couple of days as the temperatures have plummeted, my skin has felt different, I have static in my hair, I can’t breathe during my workouts, and my extremities are ice sickles (sp?). Then, this morning my internal alarm clock malfunctions, I walk outside and it’s 52 freaking degrees, and then my body decides to ignore coffee’s commands. Jeez. I guess I can look on the bright side because it's like I have a whole new wardrobe of sweaters, pants and jackets to choose from. OK, well, I’ve wasted enough time writing this nonsense that I should be awake by now. Let me check. Nope. But, I have to just suck it up because emails are piling up and people are coming in. Maybe one more cup will do it.